One Liner Wednesday – Meeting

Three One Liner Wednesdays …        

 

 

A middle-aged business man left work with thoughts of his dinner …

 

An old woman left her garden for the day happy with how it looked …

 

The two met and she took a gun from her handbag and shot him dead saying, “This is for my husband.”

 

In response to Linda’s One Liner Wednesday prompts:

https://lindaghill.com/2018/09/05/one-liner-wednesday-limp-biscuit/

https://lindaghill.com/2018/08/29/one-liner-wednesday-settings/

https://lindaghill.com/2018/08/22/one-liner-wednesday-when-you-read-it-wrong-every-time/

 

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One Liner Wednesday – Lewis

Six One Liner Wednesdays …                  

 

 

Lewis was on his way home from work, carefree, when he witnessed a murder …

Lewis, not carefree anymore, rushed home and locked all doors …

Lewis, trembling hands, picked up the phone and rang the police …

Lewis heard they’d come real soon and he was relieved and sighed …

Lewis sat biting his fingernails until the knock on the door came …

Lewis answered and the policeman shot him in the head.

 

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In response to Linda G. Hill’s prompts which can be found at:

https://lindaghill.com/2018/08/15/one-liner-wednesday-snail-mail/

One Liner Wednesday – Keep On Keeping On

Three One Liner Wednesdays …   

 

If at first you don’t succeed keep trying …

 

If again you don’t succeed keep hoping …

 

And at last if you don’t succeed keep adventuring because at least it’ll be an interesting ride!

 

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In response to Linda G. Hill’s prompts which can be found at:

https://lindaghill.com/2018/06/27/one-liner-wednesday-when-messing-it-up-gets-it-waaayy-wrong/

 

One Liner Wednesday – Continuing Search

Three weeks of One Liner Wednesday …

 

 

There’s someone out there for us all …

 

They may seem hard to find …

 

But sure we might as well keep looking …

 

#1linerWeds badge by Cheryl, at dreamingreality646941880.wordpress.com/

 

In response to Linda G. Hill’s prompts which can be found at:

https://lindaghill.com/2018/06/06/one-liner-wednesday-bird-dog/

One Liner Wednesday – Salad, Spreading, Religion, 28, Ten Years & Sponge

A few weeks of One Liner Wednesdays …

 

 

 

We’re born, we’re people and the rest is just dressing on a salad.

 

Spreading love is so normal that spreading hate is so abnormal.

 

No matter what your religion or lack of religion is once kindness and equality are your main religions you have no worries.

 

At 28 they tell me I’m getting on but they’ve been telling me that since 24.

 

I don’t know where I see myself in ten years time but I’m hoping still alive.

 

When life throws dirt at you, come back with a strong sponge.

 

#1linerWeds badge by Dan Antion

 

 

In response to Linda G. Hill’s prompts which can be found at:

 

https://lindaghill.com/2018/05/09/one-liner-wednesday-ink/